Want to noe the onli interesting thing tt happen to me todae?
I got a one on one session wif.....
A BARBER!
Finally a haircut!!
I wanted to have a haircut last week b4 attending skool
but i forgot...
I almost forget about having this haircut todae..
so i was kinda late 4 tt one on one session..
When i stepped in,the onli person is him..
well as usual i would go straight to the seat which i like and sit down..
He notices me but did'nt say anitin..
He switches off his front light..
Guess i was his last customer..
As usual he would juz start to cut my hair..
i juz relax as he cuts my hair..
but something was wrong!!
i was having running nose and the mucus keeps oozing out..
i wanted to move and wipe my nose but i did'nt want any accident to happen..
besides it would end after 5mins or so..
so i sit still like an idiot tryin to control my mucus..
then an idea comes to my mind..
WHAT IF I LICK IT USING MY TONGUE?
Bad idea!
Nvr tried tt b4 must relli taste horrible!!
But i can see the poor barber purposely stop evry now and then
to let me wipe my nose...
Guess he too was turned off by my mucus..
HA HA HA
Finally the torture ended, I was very relieved
I guess i was lucky as i was the only person besides him in the shop.
so i paid the amount of money and quickly walked out..
What i did'nt realise was tt he cut my hair relli short!!
And he even cut my TAIL!!
NNNNNOOOOO!!!
TTTIIIDDDDAAAAKKK!!!
I was distracted by all tt mucus ting tt i forgot to tell him not to cut my TAIL!!
How can he do this to a guy?!
Does he knows its PRECIOUS for guys?
Maeb he was jealous as he nvr had a tail..
Itz like cutting a girl's ponytail..
I was crying my heart out!!
"HEY! WHAT THE HELL MAN!?
GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY!!
OR IL SHOOT BOTH OF YOUR LEGS!!"
But i feel bad saying tt..
after all he did cut my hair and it was'nt his fault..
I do get fever wen i hv long hair..
guess he save my life..
and dun wori my TAIL will once again be REBORN!!